The Bee-Watcher Watcher watched the Bee-Watcher.
-Only one word needed: dictionary; all-inclusive.
-Always in last place I looked.
-Sideliner morale, rarely steps to plate.
-Slight packrat tendencies. Developing habitual postponement.
-I do not conform at all. Refrigerator.
-Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis -- ha, mine's longer than yours.

-Work in progress, come back later.


-People watcher. Wonders if she's watched.


This was a terrible singles ad (sorry, I'm doing it in Applied Technology). I'll make a better one later. If I get around to it.

M, 35, looking for person.
Preferred body-type: non-descript. Age: any.

My interests include staring at the ground, sitting, standing.

My favorite flavor of ice cream is plain, as is my favorite flavor of yogurt, candy, soda, and pie. Although, really I don't eat much of those kinds of foods. Whenever possible I only eat bowls of plain white rice.

Must not mind being bored. Must be willing to sit and do nothing for long periods of time.

Turn-offs: Roller-coasters, sugar, adrenaline, television, music, loud noises and/or people, thinking extensively, bright colors, children, heat, cold.
Turn-ons: meditation, the color white, the Bible, well-trained cats, water.